Battle Rap Wednesdays: Locksmith vs. Dizaster




How I know Dizaster doesn't actually freestyle.  Or if he does, its not all freestyle.  You wouldn't choke like that after spitting two rounds of near-written level material.  

I'll be honest and say Dizaster gets on my nerves a little.  He takes his shit a little too seriously during battles, like he just doesn't even respect his opponent.  Most battlers just stand there silently when their opponent's rapping, they may nod their head or laugh at a good line, maybe roll their eyes at something they think is off-base or they've heard too much.  Dizaster?   He makes jerk-off motions at the camera while his opponent is spitting.  Granted his opponent was noted bar-thief Arcane, but still.  Cut that shit out.  

And I know reading this you think "Isn't that what you're supposed to do?", and the answer is no.  This is just a display of lyricism by way of trash-talk. You're trying to outdo your opponent and you get paid a stack or 3 to do it.  You don't (or at least, you shouldn't) actually have beef with these dudes.  If you did you'd actually fight, not rap about it.  

Anyway, this classic is up because I'm waiting on some shit like NOME or KOTD's next event to drop, and that's gonna be awhile so for the next...I'd say eight weeks?  Expect some older battles, with maybe 1 or 2 newer ones slipped in. 

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  1. Elizabeth J. NealMay 25, 2015 at 12:15 AM

    This is just a display of lyricism by way of trash-talk. You're trying to outdo your opponent and you get paid a stack or 3 to do it. You don't (or at least, you shouldn't) actually have beef with these dudes. If you did you'd actually fight, not rap about it. flat rate locksmith indianapolis

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  2. Anna SchaferJune 22, 2015 at 10:00 PM

    He makes jerk-off motions at the camera while his opponent is spitting. Granted his opponent was noted bar-thief Arcane, but still. Cut that shit out. frisco tx locksmith

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