Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Battle Rap Wednesdays: Chess vs. Dot

"I'm steps outside your house...that's a porch!"

Bottom of the Pile - Sept. 10th, 2014

In time for this week's stuff.  I may try to make this a regular thing.

All-New Ultimates
Break-ups like this always bug me. These characters haven't exactly been together that long in the first place.  There's no story based reason this is happening--the author seems to have decided that they should, and so he introduces an argument, builds tension, and forces the two to split up all in a single issue.   Even in the days of compressed comics it usually took longer than this for a superhero relationship to end--you needed the proper development to make the audience feel something.  Here...they haven't even been together that long.   It's weird.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Battle Rap Wednesdays: Mr. Mills vs. Oops

"His name is gonna be "Oops why did I take this battle" afterwards."

Monday, September 8, 2014

Bottom of the Pile - Sept. 2nd, 2014

To answer my question, "Can I catch up?"  It appears the answer is "...Kinda?"

All-New X-Factor

Danger's grown tired of all the kissing in the X-books and has decided to take things to the next level.  Methinks Warlock would've rather just stuck with the kissing, at least for another issue or two.  (Also, I'm going to throw something if at any point two robots for some reason end up having human intercourse.)

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Bottom of the Pile - August 27th, 2014

A day late.  Can I finally catch up this weekend?  We'll see.

All-New X-Men
Can I just say that I love whichever Cuckoo this is?   Because I do know who Nate Grey is, and that reference is hilarious.   It's also simultaneously sad and funny that as one of the Cuckoos, she's been around long enough to reference mutants nobody else has ever heard of.   Sad because she's not that much older than these "new mutants", and hilarious because I guess that's what happens if you stick around too long--you become the mutant equivalent of a comic book geek. 

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Battle Rap Wednesday - Charron vs. B-Magic

B Magic?  You're a magic eight-ball 'cause you give answers when you get shook.

Even though Danny Myers didn't battle: Yikes at that line.  Best battle at the UDubb Annihilation event, hands down.  Charron gets joked a lot but he's low key one of the best battlers on the scene right now, hence him confidently 3-0'ing B 'muhfucking' Magic here.

The next guy who battles him is definitely going to need to step their freestyle/rebuttal game way up.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Bottom of the Pile - August 20th, 2014

Let's see if I can actually get this week's up by Friday. 

All-New X-Factor
Because romance is everywhere in the X-Universe and kissing is contagious, it's caught on with the A.I.s, too.