Battle Rap Wednesdays: Chess vs. Dot

"I'm steps outside your house...that's a porch!"


This battle was trash, so why did I link it?   Its fucking hilarious, that's why.   I was killing myself laughing at it, and I figure with Go-Rilla Warfare's Blueprint, URL's Summer Madness (yeah, I know right), and KOTD's events all coming up--why not take a breather for the week.  I'll be back next week with some hotness, though.




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